the BEST WORST day ever!

Suckin on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie,
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

huh? right. what? uhh.
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hahahahahahaha!!!! theme song for our friday adventure!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yesterday was fucking EPIC!
like... hands down. the best day of my life.

the group:
me
justine
michelle (parcero)
tina
kristelle

it all began at 8:45 am.
arrived at tina's house with kristelle and was greeted by tina, justine, and tina's two dogs, charlie and roxy.
made crepes/pancakes with peanut butter and wrapped them over a banana for breakfast.
kristelle, justine, tina, and i greeted parcero at the door with taylor lautner. :D
got our stuff, got in tina's car and now the fun begins!
SHOTGUN! got to play dj. :D
the car was fucking BLASTING music.
JUSTIN BIEBER! the bloody beetroots! danger! klever! tyler harrison! saosin! benny benassi! dj satomi! and much much more!
FIST PUMPING the shit out of the beat!
cut off some lady at ball rd exit. KARMA.
caprisun guy. hahahaha! he was cooler than peaches. but he was drinking the caca flavor... :/
got lost while trying to find parking at disneyland.
eventually found parking.
started blasting "fuck the pain away" while in the parking lot. bahahaha!
got on the tram.
some old creeper lady that worked at disneyland bitched at us for putting our feet up on the chairs. fuck her. HARD.
got dropped off by the tram at downtown disney.
got tina and kristelle's tickets.
DISNEYLAND!
mother fuck disneyland.
fucking rides kept breaking down... space mountain. indiana's choad. ugh. major pube pluckers... i swear.
our lunch:
justine & i got fish and chips.
kristelle & parcero got chicken tenders.
tina got... some REALLY fried corn dog with a bag of chips.
bahahahahaha!
rode haunted mansion.
bought waters, pineapples, grapes, and split a clam chowder bowl. (chowder bowls are the SHIT!)
saw victoria kay, ana pacheco, julia ismail, and christen hein. :]
fucking bullshitted the rest of the day.
watched that stupid disneyland dance parade thing. peter pan kept eyeing and waving at me and justine.
wendy is a whore. seducing peter, mickey mouse, the singer, and woody.
saw whore-iero and sophie. greeted whore-iero happy birthday. :]
tina bought a couple of things for her family.
then we said, "fuck you disneyland. we're going to cue!."
so off we were.
on the 15 freeway.
cruising.
changing lanes.
changing lanes again.
and again.
and again.
oh! and again.
MOTHER FUCK TRAFFIC IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY SPOON.
"O0OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
CRASH!
tina rear ends a lexus which causes a chain reaction.
three cars.
a car filled with nonchalant teenagers.
a car driven by a semi upset asian lady.
a car operated by a handicap.
FUCK.
talk, talk, talk.
chat, chat, chat.
exchange, exchange, exchange.
triple a is here? fuck that was quick.
everyone is safe. no major damage.
tina's car. minor fender bender. not really even considered a fender bender.
asian lady's car. dented front license plate. small sticking out bumper. and a few scratches.
handicapped guy's car. just a scratch.
parcero and i got out of the car to take pictures of the damage.
then ended up having a photoshoot. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
then we all got into our cars and drove away from the accident scene.
NONCHALANT. can't think of a better word for how we were all reacting to getting into an accident.
"fuck it. let's go to cue!."
shake it off.
that's what we did.
ended up LAUGHING and almost pissing ourselves!
me with my chunky vomit jokes.
justine needed to vomit.
michelle having a massive headache.
kristelle having urinal urges and having an orgasm in the back of tina's car.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BEST CAR RIDE OF MY LIFE!
got on the 57 then the 60.
exit brea canyon rd.
mcdonalds drive through for 2 sweet tes. 1 mocha frap. 15 pc chicken nigglets.
all of us had to pee really bad!
found a jack in the box and all used the restroom.
we all barely made it. bahahaha!
back to the car.
back to heading to cue!.
back to blasting music.
btw. i LOVE playing dj. :D
the bloody beetroots! chris breezy! lil wayne! drake! justin bieber! data!
oh. hello, cue!
picture, picture, picture.
flash, flash, flash.
"it's fucking hot in here!"
pose, pose, pose.
dolla, dolla bills.
spent $28 at cue!.
LOL!
off to puente hills mall.
bathroom. AGAIN.
while waiting in line to buy our tickets. i told them all about how i like to rename the places where i go. vagina gardens. irvine rectum. breast mall. la puet mall. goldenpoon. the shits at chino hills. and others i'm too lazy to write.
10:15 pm.
saw valentine's day.
SUCK BALLS.
major balls.
the only good part was that bradley cooper ended up being gay!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
off to tina's house.
arrival time.
1:18 am.
goodbye, kristelle & parcero.
"text me when you get home!"
black tea.
charlie and roxy.
goodbye, tina.
"we love you!"
hello, justine's sister and her sisters boyfriend.
"thanks guys!"
got home around 2 am.
changed. brushed teeth. lied down.
KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

the BEST WORST day ever.
:D
we were all fucking high off our asses.
but totally sober.
no pills, needles, smoke, or alcohol necessary.

what a great way to start off my 4 day weekend.

Baby, I love you. I never want to let you go.

The more I think about the more i want to let you know-
That everything you do... is super fucking cute
And I can't stand it.


hahahahaha! oh christofer drew. you're so silly.
i miss you. :/

but anyways.

AHOY BUTTERNUTS!

it's been AGES since i've blogged. hot damn.

so... let's see what's been happening.

december:
DEBUT!
dylan. blehhh.
got to see my dad after 4 years.
got even closer with my best fwennd mr. joseph ryan d. villareal!
i lahbs him. :]
sleep overs with jojo. :D
matching onsies.
mcdonalds sweet tea!
journal sharing with jojo.
christmas with the fam bam at mi casa.
new years with the fam bam at reg's house.
read- animal farm

january:
rischae's birthday.
matthew corpuz.
jojo pretended to be gay because i've been dying for a homosexual best friend. bahahahaha!
started working at the preschool. I LOVE THOSE KIDS! :D
mr. beyer. :D
lots o' rain.
reminiscing on past relationships with jojo.
rally! two words. FIST PUMMMMMMMMMP!!!!!!
sick most of january...
LOST MY VOICE! :(
black lips.
jason mraz.
moving units.
read- a doll's house and dorian's gay.
RYAN TANRE. :]

february:
so far... this month has been fun!
sleep over with justine and jb. :D <- THE BEST!
finally decided that i'm going to mt. sac first then transfer to a university.
tomorrow... DISNEYLAND with my j-boob, parcero, titty titty tina, sarah whore-iero, cheng administration, sophie, jade, and others. :D
read/reading: one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the maze runner, and the last song.

what's coming up this year:
SADIES!
maureen's debut!
ross' school performance.
dj pizza lunch.
father daughter dance.
john mayer.
bamboozle left.
cabo san lucas. :D
owl city.
vampire weekend.
she & him.
COACHELLA weekend!!!!!
PROM!
a day to remember.
GRADUATION!!!!!!!!!!!
and plenty of other thannngs that i haven't planned yet.

this year is going to be a good one. i can feel it. good vibes. good company. what could be better than that?
2010. let's go!