awkward turtle.

i HATE awkward moments.
hahahahaha. oh my gahhhh.
especially when someone points out that it's an awkward moment.

yesterday, during break katie referred to the "awkward turtle" by putting one hand over the other and moving her thumbs...
i didn't know that meant awkward moment so i was confused to the highest degree.
hahahahaha!

the point of me bringing up the awkward turtle hand gesture was because today.
i was at stater brothers with my friend reese.
buying groceries and whatnot. we had to go shopping for her mom's groceries cuz her mom broke her ankle.
so we got all of the stuff and the last thing on the list that she needed were tampons.
so we go to the aisle with all the feminine products and i ask reese, "which kind does your mom use?"
she pick up the biggest size they had.
i fell to the floor and started laughing like a retard.
so we proceeded to the check out counter and fell in line.
of course... we picked the one with the shortest line... but because god hates me... he placed the CUTEST cashier there...
so he rings all of our other items and the last thing he rings up is the box of tampons...
he looks at it and then looks at me...
and then i look at reese and she tells him, "don't worry. it's not hers. she doesn't have a wide set vagina. she's filipina. the total oppostie."
he just stares at me and starts laughing...
my face turns red and i turn to her
and she's doing the awkward turtle sign with her hands!
...i'm gonna kill her.

TALK ABOUT YOUR AWKWARD MOMENT!