my dick with a what? OH!
hahaha!
love that song.
:D
Today Ronnie and I began reminiscing on the time we went to the shoppes.
We sat outside near the water fountain next to this one guy. A really pretty girl passed by and he tells her, "Girl... yous chunk-ay!" She looked at him and then punched him in the face! Flipped him off and walked away. Fucking epic. Couldn't stop laughing. Apparently he was complimenting her and was telling her that she was hot.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!
dumb ass.
The point of me bringing that whole story up was because today, while at Starbucks, some guy tried to get my attention using a really cheesy pick-up line on me...
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
OMG. i couldn't help but laugh.
On the drive home i started to think about all the lame pick-up lines i've heard in my life...
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) *Points to arm and flex* Tickets to the gun show!
Do you have a band-Aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
You must be one hell of a thief cuz you stole my heart from across the room.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Wow. I've had some pretty lame encounters in my life... boys are so funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh man. today was a better day.
:]
It's not gossip if it's the truth.
I'm sick of always writing songs for you to slit your wrists to.
So which is it: the boy who writes the songs or the boy who's in them?
Who's the girl? Is this truth or is he writing fiction?
Hand over my heart, gun to my head.
I swear to God I'm through with this.
I am the worst liar, I know.
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