my safe word will be hhhhwhiskey!

Andy Samberg. So fahking cute.
Rhio:"I want to have his little dark jew-fro babies."
Kathleen:"HAHAHAHA! omg. You should curl the sides of their hair and make them where that hat!!!"
hahahahaha! i'll add some matzo to that son of a bitch.
;]

Today was THE BEST day that i've had in a looooooong time.
From B block 'til work. I couldn't stop laughing.
:]

Kathleen. I love you like a lonely fat kid loves porn.
HOLY SHIET!
Watching andy samberg videos during class while singing dick in a box/motherlover/jizz in my pants/i'm on a boat/lazy sunday.
Girl you make my day like no other!
<333

Rhio: "Kathleen. Ronnie's so hot... i want to lick his abs..."
Kathleen: "WHAT?! YOU WANT TO LICK HIS ASS?!"
Bahahaha! bitch. you crazy!
"You're lucky i like kissing your eyebrows."
"Your pubicles got me all hot and bothered."
"I want to punch your jeans."
"Your arm hairs turn me on."
"You're nipple hairs are sexy."
"Be thankful i like kankles."
WTF?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Today was a good day.
:]

During work Justine and I laughed for a good hour straight.
Talking about lame celebrity jokes, harassing the nurses and visitors, doughnuts and iced tea, making weird faces, FOB accents, AND butt "pincing". OH MAN, OH MAN. She makes my imaginary wang go WEEEEEEEEEEE! fa sho.

Speaking of lame celebrity jokes... I told a Justine the one about Lil' Wayne's favourite breakfast food... (btw. the answer is OME-LET OME-LET OME-OMELET. hahahaha!) I also told her what Beethoven's favourite fruit was... (BA-NA-NA-NAHHH! bahahahahahaha!) Let's not forget Bruce Lee's favourite drink... (WAH-TAH!)

A couple more lame jokes for your entertainment... :]

What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
-Drizzle.

What did Haley Joel Osment find on the top of Mt. Everest?
-Icy dead people (i see dead people)

Why did McCauley Culkin get married?
-He was tired of being home alone.

What dessert doesn’t P.Diddy like any more?
-J-Lo! (Jello)

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
-From a catalog.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

These are BEYOND lame... hahahaha.
BUT their stupidity made my day.
So if you don't like it...
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK, BUT KEEP IT REAL. I DON'T NEED YOUR SPIT ALL IN MY PEE-HOLE.
hahahahahahahahaha!!!